49 Iconic Blair Waldorf Quotes for Every Mood

When it comes to wit, ambition, and pure main-character energy, no one does it like Blair Waldorf. From her perfectly delivered comebacks to her unapologetically bold life advice, Blair has gifted us a treasure trove of quotes that hit just right.

Whether you need a reminder to channel your inner queen, level up your goals, or simply throw shade like a pro, these Blair Waldorf quotes will have you feeling like the ruler of your own Upper East Side. XOXO, let’s dive in! 👑✨

Blair Waldorf Quotes

  1. “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.”
  2. “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
  3. “I’m not a stop along the way; I’m a destination.”
  4. “Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
  5. “The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.”
  6. “Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design, and architecture all in one.”
  7. “People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.”
  8. “I am not one to settle. You’re not Bass material until you’re Chuck Bass material.”
  9. “If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”
  10. “I have an internship and a boyfriend. Sorry, I don’t have time for anything else.”
  11. “Here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.”
  12. “I don’t need friends; I need more champagne.”
  13. “I’m the best of the best. I’m Blair Waldorf.”
  14. “I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled. A great man once said that you can’t have everything in life. But I say, why not?”
  15. “Three words, eight letters. Say it, and I’m yours.”
  16. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is pretty much the same thing.”
  17. “They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but my hair sure was.”
  18. “Sometimes you have to let things go to make room for better things.”
  19. “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
  20. “We make our own fairytales.”
  21. “It’s not a matter of ‘if,’ it’s a matter of ‘when.’”
  22. “You can’t outshine a star, so don’t even try.”
  23. “I’m not afraid of storms. I’m learning how to sail my ship.”
  24. “You need to be cold to be queen.”
  25. “Once you’ve ruled out the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”
  26. “We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them.”
  27. “A true queen’s power isn’t measured in followers, but in loyalty.”
  28. “I always get what I want. Always.”
  29. “We are not servants to our emotions. We can control them.”
  30. “Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not powerful enough to achieve your dreams.”
  31. “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
  32. “I don’t chase; I attract. If it’s meant to be, it will simply find me.”
  33. “The only thing worth chasing in life is your dreams.”
  34. “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”
  35. “You deserve to be happy, and I mean outrageously, unreasonably, and ridiculously happy.”
  36. “A woman never goes unnoticed when she walks into a room.”
  37. “Some people are simply better than others.”
  38. “Revenge is sweet, but success is sweeter.”
  39. “I don’t do fashion. I am fashion.”
  40. “Success is the new black.”
  41. “Don’t waste your time on people who don’t respect you.”
  42. “Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”
  43. “Let them talk. You’re the one they’re obsessed with.”
  44. “Never settle for a life less fabulous than the one you deserve.”
  45. “Cinderella didn’t fit into her shoe by accident.”
  46. “The world is my runway.”
  47. “Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy.”
  48. “Don’t let the world define you. Define yourself.”
  49. “True queens fix each other’s crowns.”

XOXO, these Blair Waldorf gems are perfect for channeling your inner queen! 👑✨

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